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We survived 2020
Or so I think
But ain’t it kinda funny
This year has the same kinda stink
Yo, hello, it’s Unicorn Hole
And Weekly Words and Grammar
Back on that N-Core shit
That’s right bitch, did I stammer?
First there was OK, then some DLC
Followed up by 2020
Here’s the new shit, get excited
You will eat your dinner and you will like it
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Why I Didn't Wipe, Ever
02:25
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Birds don't only eat oats
Sometimes they drink baja blast
Why won't papa love my music
Like he loves pizza crust
Once upon a time I ate
All of grandma's pretzels
So I vomited
My favorite blue object isn't Earth
Since the birth of meat
Never drown in soup
Crude and lethal just like this soap
Be everything but alive
Or else I will die
Deep inside squeeze my gizzard
Tastes broken and nasty
Burglars stole knick-knacks and paddywacks
The key to this heart shaped ass
Anyway here's a coughing part
~cough cough cough
Only don't dare to peek inside my ass
Never fill that thing again
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A Goose With a Knife
02:22
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A mystical being dwells within the pond
Seemingly spawned from the beyond
Waddling, honking, carnage let loose
Simply submit, do not defy the goose
There is nowhere to run
There is nowhere to swim
You can try to fly away but
The goose gonna getcha again
Hey, I like that thing that you’ve got
It once was yours, but now it’s not
I’ve got a knife, run for your life
It once was nice, now rife with strife
This world is mine
You are negligible
I am inevitable
Carnage cut loose
I am the goose
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LSDJ LFG
00:57
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I’ve got beans, I’ve got
I love beans, we love beans
I want a bean
I want a bean that will take my pain away
I want a bean
I need a bean that will sprout up into better days
Gimme protein
Gimme protein that will keep my health from going astray
I want a bean
I want a bean that will make my soul okay
I woke up with beans on my front porch
Joke's on you, that's all I ever wanted
Scoop em up, stick em in my pockets
Put em in my PC and my power sockets
Pinto, kidney, black-eyed, lima, chickpeas
Fuck yeah!
The best beans are the ones that grow on kitties
Got a bag of Senzu from my buddy Goku
That should get me through to episode 2022
Eat your greens
Pinto, butter, runner beans
Put them in the vaccines
Everyone knows what I mean
And for all those asking
You can clean em, steam em, douse them in gasoline
Whether you're in between sheets dreamin
Or in the streets
They make me stink so much that I can’t think
But they taste good
I can’t get enough, you wanna leave
I think you should let me be with my beans
I can not take it anymore
My tummy is going to burst
Bean soup is so d̶i̶s̶c̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ delicious
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Actually Though, Maybe
02:21
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2021 stumbled over the low bar
That 2020 set, but like, not by far
Reggie did give us our beloved Froggy Chair
But Sora got in Smash so hold the fanfare
Yahoo Answers is gone, and that hurts
How will I know if I am pergert?
Finally got Metroid Dread, so rad they didn’t skimp
But who the hell asked for Oops All Shrimp?
Facebook rebranded but still super sucks shit
Nerds got their Snyder Cut but nobody watched it
It still super sucks shit
The gubbument
They finally came clean
‘Bout what we already know
Confirmed the existence
Of UFOs
Yo aliens, what the fuck?
I’m still standing here with my thumb up
I know you’re real, as you can see
Why won’t you believe in me?
Will next year be the much needed reboot?
I guess we’ll wait and see in 2022
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Weekly Words and Grammar Columbus, Ohio
Weekly Words and Grammar is a Electronic Deathcore band from Ohio.
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Legend of the Light Gem
by Unicorn Hole
Catchy 8-bit melodies, brutal guitars, and a cohesive fantasy story told through both the music and lyrics. Cannot recommend enough!
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Synonymous Dimensions
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Proggy, synth-heavy nintendocore from Germany that features yours truly on one of the tracks. Definitely worth a listen!
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